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Show consisted of a shite children's film, usually wi Hayley Mills in it, some cartoons, an a crap serial like "Attack o' the unconvincing robots".
Ye went tae fling sooked jooblies at the screen an generally run aboot tae see if the man wid pit ye oot. A bad one.'See that Sean, thas a bajin, he's oanly chibbed tha' puur Mrs Wummin ferrer pension'Badness personified, as in Rank Bajin, the dastardly criminal genius against whom Lobey Dosser is pitted in the comic strips.
May be used to denote one who is over-eager to explore the possibilities of indiscriminate precocious sexual experimentation. pronounced HUMM DING ER Example: Huv ye met her Maw? But some people think they should be called Joojoobeees. ) See this link: US Joojoobeees The author of this site talks about Candian jujbes, but doesn't say what they are.
Sometimes spelled "hairy" Example: Young Lady: Naw, ah'm no gettin inty nae threesome wi you an yer mate! The best thing about the word jubejube / jujube is the marvellous expression it gives us: Any futile exercise; anything which involves an inordinate amount of work for very little return.
Eventually place other foot firmly on the floor and repeat - until you eventually get hame. Also a technique for catching fish in burns using only your hands.testicles (rhyming slang) "Ah know ye're fae a broken home, an ye've goat a drug habit, an ye're a victim o' society, an ye've got low self esteem.
Noo pit the video doon an get oota mah hoose afore ah take this cleaver tae yer haw maws ya wee burglin' bastart"Noun: The boss; the person in charge; the head honcho; top banana ; big dog ; chief ; el jefe ; the man ; High Heid Yin; top of the food chain etc etc etc. picture the following conversation: Caller: Hello, ah'd like tae speak tae the Top Banana. Example: Wummin 1: hallo, Missis Mac , how's your wee Shagger gettin oan? To cough up phlegm, especially thick green mucus from the throat. " CJ swerrs he heard a wummin fae Cardonald shoutin' "Right up your jook" while singin alang wi "The Wild Rover". alright - for you Murcans - candy) As far as the writer is aware, this is a hardish, jelly covered with sugar. Please feel free to bombard the forum with corrections pointing out all the things that I got wrong...
pronounced Baw Heed may also be used adjectivally: Ba'heidit Example: Heh! " 2) Annual holiday in Blairgowrie - the berry picking season.
Often possessed of a less-than-delicate voice, and rather unsubtle vocabulary. often used of people whose behaviour is at odds with reality, or of things which are significantly different from normal. As far as I know, (but I may be mistaken) no-one still makes jujube/jube-jubes as such... There may also be a sweetie still being made in the States called Jujubes.Note - there are only ever Heid Bummers - there are never any subordinate bummers, or even just bummers. Receptionist: Eh'm sorry but the Top Banana is in a meeting.. Mrs Mac: Oh rerr, at's him the Heid Bummer at the Parly noo... vomit (rhyming slang from Hilda Gronk) "Ah wis gonny go in furra Chic Murray last night but thir wis a big Hilda on the pavement ootside the kebab shoap. "Ah wis sittin oan the bus yesterday when ah sudenly noticed they'd done away wi the signs that used tae say "No Spitting". I promise to give each and every one the same amount of attention, so please feel free to post your thoughts...Wummin 1: Aye, but ah hear the jannies at Bute Hoose ur gunnin fur him... So ah thoat since it wisny forbidden ah wid hochle up a big greener an hing it oan the windae. At's a real humdinger Noun: also Jacksy, Jaxy (make up your own) - arse, specifically sphincter. Example: Ah decided no tae audition fur the New Bay City Rollers, cause fur wan, ah didny see how ah wid need a medical. He hud three hoodies an a perra adidas trackies up his jook" Also used by the stupidly polite as a euphemism for arse. Apparently this was originally taken from the name of a fruiting tree the Jujube.. Banter is a term used to describe lively humourous conversation, usually between friends.
But in Glasgow you will hear banter from many people you don’t know or have just met, e.g.So a survivalist knife with a 10-inch blade wi the wee jaggy bits (What ur they fur anyway? Examples: Hey, did ye see that pigeon chibbin that seagull wi the Irn Bru boattle?